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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22 Jul 2004|09:10am] [ mood | groggy ] [ music | Float on -modest mouse ] tuesday i gave liz her birthday present, it was great,i did the whole box in a box in a box in a bog thing but i put candy in allthe boxes that the present wansnt in- it was so funny. then i went home and did nothing till 2 when my aunt picked me up anddrove me to work, then i went to captain practice at 5- it ended early so liz came over and we went swimming. then my mom and i went to sports authority to look for a new fh stick but they diddnt have any good ones. then m mom drove me to my aunts house and i slept over. yesterday i was at my unts house all day, then we went to my grandparents house and justin came over and we all played poker and up and down the river it was fun. YESTERDAY WAS SAMS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! happy b-day sam! so far today im just sitting around- at least i dont have to watch jess- well im gonna go eat breakfast... ~jaclyn post comment

[19 Jul 2004|11:07am] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | The Way -Fastball ] Yesterday i went to church, got kidnapped by the Sorbos again, i think its become a sunday ritual, so i ended up eating over, and i diddnt get home till 11:30. so far today im just wathcing my sister- i dont know if i have work or not- i hope not- well jess is having a hissy fit- i g2g bye ~jaclyn post comment

7/17/04 [17 Jul 2004|07:36pm] [ mood | bored ] LIZ IS 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 U! 2 comments|post comment

what an exiting life of bordom i lead [17 Jul 2004|07:33pm] so today i woke up, ate a bagel, read, babysat from 1-6 made $60, came home and im sitting here doing nothing- fun right? i know u wnt to be me! ~jaclyn 2 comments|post comment

[16 Jul 2004|06:38pm] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | All You Need Is Love- Nicole Kidman and Ewan MacGregor ] So last night me and Sam kidnapped Liz and brought her to Mt. Fuji for her bday. It was much fun. Then we took her to sports world to play Lasertron. I haven't updated in a whole while because i am a slacker. This is being typed by Liz, because I am at her house. We have nothing better to do. Liz has a crush on Jay and Silent Bob. So do I. They are pretty. :-D and they are funny. Can they get any better than that... I don't think so! Anyways, this morning I made Sam and Liz breakfast in bed. I made chocolate chip pancakes, poptarts, and strawberries. Then Sam left. I'm not gonna see her for a month. Liz stayed over and we played Time Crisis until like 3. Then Liz left and I went to church to do the pasta order thingys. Then I went home and sat around and did nothing. It was fun. Now I am at Liz's house and we're gonna copy this and put it in my xanga because i'm a slacker. good bye now. :-D Love, Jaclyn! post comment

[10 Jun 2004|09:11pm] [ mood | high ] omg, this morning,one of the boys on the boys bus waved at us!, lol liz ok, so on the bus liz and i decided that we have ADHD, i have the ADD and liz has the H, haha lol liz, then we decided that all you need to not get pregnent is to take the pill and use the condom, lol, dont ask so this morning in the caf, they had taylor ham and cheese , it made my day. after school there was a Field Hockey meeting and me and liz are PHSYCHED! lol, we might have a job this summer! :) i just got home from the track BBQ, omg it was so funny, we played this huge game of soccer for like two hours and practically everybody played. i was on deffense and i havnt played soccer since 2nd grade, omg it was so funny, i like tackled nicole and then i got like knocked over by derek and ben, it was so funny- but it was kinda painfull, lol, i wasnt wearing shoes and it hurt like a mofo everytime i kicked it. pj, ans steve whereon my team and evertime the ball came near me they could sprint over and cut in front of me cuz i was so bad, in fact everytime they diddnt do that, somebody scored a goal, lol. then like all the guys jumped in the water and got yelled at cuz there where "no lifeguards" lol well justin wants to go online, so ttyl <3jaclyn 1 comment|post comment

[08 Jun 2004|10:51pm] [ mood | sleepy ] take this and make me feel loved :) 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I lovable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 31. Do you think I could kill someone? 32. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? thank you 3 comments|post comment

my bother said im upsesive cumpulsive [07 Jun 2004|09:22pm] [ mood | blank ] omg, that was so cool that salute your shorts was on. that made my day. lol so today when i got home from school i went to the girl scout brdgeing ceremony, then i came home and watched salute your shorts, then i went out and took some pictures for my photography final, then i went out and ran four miles, i dont know why, i just did, im wierd like that. lol. i got home and took a shower, and now im watching Cadette Kelly- omg its such a wierd movie, lol. took some quizes... If I were an STD, I'd be Click here to find out which STD you'd be at BRAINPUKE.COM! If I were a hygiene product, I'd be Click here to find out which hygiene product you'd be at BRAINPUKE.COM! My Patron SubGenius Diety is Click here to find out who your patron diety is at BRAINPUKE.COM! Click here if you don't know who the hell the Bleeding Head of the World Cup Golfer is! Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? What day are you? g2g- ttyl bye <3 jaclyn post comment

OMG!!!!!!!! [07 Jun 2004|06:06pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] omg- salute your shorts is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg! 2 comments|post comment

a smoke and a pancake? [07 Jun 2004|05:23pm] [ mood | tired ] wow i havent updated in a while... let me catch up... thursday: i have no idea- sry i dont remember friday:dont remember school, but took the us home, got harrased by chris and julian as usual, not cool. so i went to liz's houe and we talked online with kevin, it was funny, then liz gave me a pedicure- wow that was so funny- you had to be there. then we walked to my house and kevin rode his bike over, and we randomly walked around hhk. then my mom too me to get my eyebrows done- oh fun so i got home and called liz, then i walked to her house and her dad drove us t tinas house. then we all wlked to garbos and got pizza and walked to krausers and got pixi stix. then walked back to tinas woohoo 10 cars! lol liz n tina. so we got back to tinas and watched part of austin powers goldmember and ate. then we chilled in the hot tub for a while, well tina chilled in the hot tub, me and liz hopped back and forth from the pool to the hot tub, lol. then when julie went inside, we walked to tinas front yard and had some fun, lol haha- u dont know what i mean- lol, sry. then we built a mini bonfire in tinas driveway, teehee FIRE! lol, sry, im a pyro. then we went back in tinas hot tub. then at 12:15 Mr. Burkes picked us up and i slept over lizs house. Sat: so me and liz woke up sat. morning and made pancakes :) yummy, then we helped Mr. Burkes move the computer to the kitchen. then they drove me home and i got ready for confirmation. so i got confirmed, it was boring, but i got a pretty cross :) and sam gave me gorgeouse earings! and liz gave me a necklace, its a green flip flop and it says buds on it (her says best) :) i felt loved. then my mom invited sam nliz over for dinner, but liz had to go out w/ her dad, so she cameover afterwards. then we showed my grandparents and my aunt my brothers talent show skit. then we watched queen of the damned- HOLY MOVIE! lol liz STOP TALKING! lol, and then sam n liz slept over. Sun: woke up, made french toast for everyone, then sam left and liz went to church. later i hung out with georgia tina and liz,georgia liz and i had some fun at north field when tina left, lol, the burkes took me and georgia out to dinner it was fun, thenthey came back to my house, and thats about it. tday, nothing much happend, we went in the planetarium in science, it was funny. got harrased on tha bus as usual and thats about it. well jason has to go online, ill ttyl, bye <3 jaclyn post comment

[02 Jun 2004|01:15pm] [ mood | sick ] so mon. liz and i went to the mall and shopped for a white dress for the talent show, which she diddnt end up wearing, and then we got a bunch of chep jewler at icing- it was fun so yesterday was one year to the date that my cusin died- what a great way t start of the day! so yester day was just kinda sucky all day, i went to the talet show- it wa cool, liz sang realy good and my brothes ade asses of themselves- it was fun- afterwards matt, tina, sam, and i went to mathews with liz and her parents- it was ok- but i was realy tired, and after i ate some of my foodi felt realy sick, so i finally got home at like 12- or something like that, and i felt like shit- and i woke up this morning feeling the same way- so m mommy let me stay home- thats a first for her- but i realy realy diddnt feel good, so im sitting here realy tired- i think i gonna go take a nap- later ~jaclyn post comment

Mr. Burkes....TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!!!!!!!! [31 May 2004|10:00am] [ mood | indescribable ] [ music | cold hard bitch-jet ] haha- im talking on the phone with liz right now- and her daddy diddnt take his medicine lol- he just woke liz up by pouring cold water on her- lol- crazyness anyway- i just got home from te lake like an hor ago-i wish i where still there- bobby was there :) so where becky and beth- it was fun- it was kind of cold- but fun haha- me beckyy and beth went swimming on sat. it was freezing! haha- but realy funny and so i baisically did nothng all weekend- it was so fun wow i havnt updated since wed.- ok um- thurs, dont remeber, fri. half day- went to mathews with liz and christina, then kevin met us there and we went to tinas house, then i left for LG, yup so that pretty much it- i think- exept for a few thing that im not gonna tell you- but thats besides the point back to watching hollywoods 101 OOPS later <3jaclyn post comment

ice ice baby [26 May 2004|06:21pm] [ mood | dorky ] [ music | the 50 most awsomly bad songs ever ] haha- vinilla ice, ice ice baby was the 5th awsomely bad song ever- lol so today was fine, it was a D day- omg the mornings are sooooooooooo long, took a romeo and juliet test in english, listend to sams i pod in computers, spanish- i hate that class- its so pointless, did absolutly nothing in health- gotta love lab days, lunch was loud- a little to loud- i had a headache, social studies sucked- scozzaros such a sketch ball!, science- took a quiz and played on the comp. on the bus ride hoe chris sat on liz, and stole my shoe- wow i realy think that chris is gonna be a wife beater when he grows up, lol liz so ive been sitting here since i got home, watching the 50 most awsomly worst songs on vh1- lol its actually realy funny well i have to go to the concert now- ttyl <3 jaclyn 2 days till i go to LG :) yay! post comment

you are now the fattest kid in camp! [25 May 2004|07:55pm] [ mood | awake ] [ music | love machine-? ] so the relay for life was crazy, me and liz diddnt sleep at all, sam was out like a light at like 3:30 in the morning. ha- so i got home on sunday and i was out until 4:30- lol. sun. night yg was softball wth another yg- lol liz, that realy sketchy guy that was standing behind you, haha, so yesterday was fine- just a regular boring day. so today was ok, we had our school elections, emily didnt win :( but saunders and flock did, how the hell did port win vp?????????????? anyway- in math class liz ryan and i talked about lizs kinky fantasys- lol liz so i talked to lucia, katherine and beth today- i was happy. i might be abe to bring someone to the lake this weekend YAY :) so my mom and i went shopping for a crucifix for confirmation- it was fun-i picked out a 14kt white gold on- its so petty :) well now im sitting here watching heavyweights- such a great movie! lol sammy im going to go watch the end- later <3jaclyn 1 comment|post comment

[22 May 2004|11:12am] [ mood | tired ] so nothing much happend yesterday- in the words of sam it was ssdd- lol sam. i missed my bus- went to sams house for a while, went home, babysat, got home, went to bed- my sister woke me up this morning- not cool, liz and sam are out getting their nails done, im sittin here in boredom, i think were going out to lunch before we go to the relay for life, so i wont be home till like 8ish tom. morning -fun sfuff. well i have to go do yard work- bye <3jaclyn post comment

life sucks sometimes [20 May 2004|10:38pm] [ mood | depressed ] [ music | fix me-silverchair ] omg- i wish i never got out of bed this morning- today sucked so much! i woke up and just diddnt want to move, but i had 10 min. till the bus came so i had to jump uot and get ready. the caf was realy annoying today everybody was realy loud and awake and spitting carrots at eachother and i just diddnt want to deal with it. then the morning took forever to get through- and we had some stupid talk about cheating- it was so gay. then at lunch my mom forgot to drop one of and i diddnt have money so i diddnt eat. and then we had an extra period after lunch cuz of the stupid talk- it was sucj a long day. after school i was realy exited for the county meet- i realy wanted to do good today- but our stupid bus driver diddnt get there till 4:15 and the meet started at 4- and then the bus driver went all the way to ramsey and then onto rt. 17 and all the way back down to ridgewood. we got there at like 5 and baisically all the sprinters missed all there avents already so they diddnt run- and i got of the bus and right when i did the gunshot for the mile went off- so i missed my best race and if the god damn bus driver want such an idiot i probly would have made it in time- so i was realy pissed off, and i was gonna do the 2 mile with erika, theresa, and marie but we went over to the starting lina and just as we did the gun blew- so we missed that to- so i diddnt get to run anything in my last fucking meet- which was also the fucking county meet- and i lost me only chance at getting a metal this year damnit- i was so pissed- we probly went even there for an hour and nobody else could do anyhting so we just left. and then i got back to the school and borrowed somebodys cell phone but nobody was home, my dad was still at work- my moms cell phone is broken, i dont know my brothers number and my other brother was still at his tenis match. so i just waited at the shcool for my brother to get back and he diddnt get there till like an hour after everybody else left so i was sitting there by myself forever. so i finally get home and i feel like shit and im in a bad mood and i just dont want to deal with anything and i find out that liz and sam had an "argument" witch s most likely going to turn into a fight and im going to get stuck in the middle, and to top that all of- i havnt been online since mon. and my one of my best friends who went to a different high school who i havnt seen or talked to in a realy long time starts yelling at me cuz cant go see her in her talent show because i have to babysit, and then starts saying all this shit about how ive just forgotten about her and how i never call, and how i dont care about her anymore- and i just couldnt even deal with it so i just tried to explain whats been going on and how im barlet ever home so i dont get the chance to call her but she just kept going on and on about how i dont care and how ive forgotten about her, when she never calls me either- so i invite her to the hypnotist show thing- so i could hang with her and shes just like no- u only invited me cuz i said u neverinvite me to anything- when i actually was going to invite her- and this week has just been so crappy and everything just keeps getting worse and worse- and i just cant deal with is anymore. so now im pissed of and tired and im just gonna go to bed cuz i cant deal with it anymore-i wish i never had to wake up- goodnight jaclyn post comment

[19 May 2004|09:48am] [ mood | awake ] ok so yesterday me sam and liz went to yg to tie die our t-shirts for the cancer walk and we all forgot our gloves and we got die all over our hand. i went home and washed me hands for like an hour, but it still wouldnt come off! and this morning liz and sam magically got theres off- not cool- i have to go to class- bye post comment

i feel like nothings real [17 May 2004|08:12pm] [ mood | numb ] [ music | BlackTangled Heart- Silverchair ] ok so yesterday i went to 7:45 mass cuz i had to collect after it for the realy for life- omg it was wayyyyy to early. then my aunt picked me up for the yankee game- it was fun she baught me a bunch of stuff cuz she never got me a b-day present. yay :) when i got home justin drove me liz and sam to yg- omg it was so funny- we broke up into groups and ran around waldwick wih video cameras doing a scavenger hunt. today was sucky we had an assembly- i sat alone- and the rest of the day just sucked i so didnnt want to be at scool today- i diddnt want to get out of bed- i wish i could live in bed-just crawl up in a little ball away from everything and just stay there that wuld be nice. track wasnt so bad- we had a water fight after our run and fudge and ronnie ganged up on me and baisically held me on the ground as they poured water on me -it was realy cold and i was yet again wearing a white shirt- thank god i had a thank top underneath. well i have alot of hw and im realy tired <3 jaclyn 1 comment|post comment

INKY TO THE 10th POWER SQUARED! [15 May 2004|11:02pm] [ mood | silly ] [ music | last resort-papa roach ] haha- sry im a little hyper- ok so yesterday was the country fair- fun stuff- lol, i took my sister aroung for the first hour and then i walked around with Diana for te rest of it- omg it was so funny- i tried to clib the rock wall in flip flops- and i got realy high up but thenmy arms where too short to reach the next one- lol then we made like 5 huge pixi stixs each- it was fun. then liz came over and we went bbsitting together, and the kids where suprisingly good- maybe i should bring liz with me more often, lol. so then the kids went to bed and liz walked home to let ginger out and she talked to me on the phone the whole time cuz it was realy dark out and we thought somebody was going to come rape in hhk- lol. to she got back and we watched random things on tv. and we where flipping channels and on disney there was commercial for the 3rd zenon and she was like "inky o the 10th power squared" and then the other oe was like "stellar major" it was realy funny. and then i fell asleap on the couch when we where watching pimp my ride. then we got home and went to bed. so today we woke up ad i made liz a big chocolate chip pancake. then shewent hme to get ready for her game and my om drove me to highlands for the run thing she made me do- the one day i diddnt have track i was there ne-way- NOT COOL! oh well so after that Mrs. Staudt took me krista and steph to Bernies for breakfast, then we went to eckerts and got CANDY teehee and she drove us back to the highschool for lizs game. but we were a half an hour early so we went and sat in a hallway in the school and ate candy- then we moved to the middle of the gym. it was realy funny! then krista and steph left and i watched the rest of lizs game- wooo she hit a grand slam! go liz. lol- after the game i bought liz a slurpee cuz she got a grand slam. then we went to lizs house and watched the infernno and real world. haha- liz! hook up woth brad already! lol then we sat on the computer playing pool and listening to music for HOURS i think we spent more than half the dat there- and then we had a ealy funny convo with ronnie about wha a respectable man wuld be. and then we talked about liz's childrens names with augie. haha- funny stuff. so kevin m never called back! not cool u biatch! ewwwww i bet he was hanging out with ryan GROSS that boy needs to get bitch slapped! and then tina never called so we diddnt get any crazy hot-tubness- SO UNCOOL! so me and liz sat there all night so then i alkd home in the scary dark- lol cuz everybody knows that if your walking alone in hhk your gonna get raped! lol so now im sitting here- and im tired- so im gonna go take a shower- cuz showers aer fun- call if u want to join- jk lol- goodnight kiddies <3jaclyn post comment

is your dad a baker?... [15 May 2004|07:46pm] [ mood | indescribable ] [ music | The Drugs Don't Work- The Verve ] Pick up lines found by Liz and Me... -Do you sleep on your stomach? well, can i? -Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids, lets play gynecologist. -Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. -Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. -I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? -If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. -Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. -Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? -Sex is a killer...want to die happy? -The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. -What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. -You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt." -Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice. -Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge? -Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, your dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we? -Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck? -love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration? -Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under... -I'm not a slut, I'm just popular. Wanna fuck me and be the Big Man on Campus? -(put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up) Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head. -You've been a bad, bad boy. Go to my room! -(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. -Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants -Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body? -Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. -I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? -Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? -Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. -hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! -That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. -Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. -Wow, your mama must be a baker cause you've got really nice buns. -Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street -If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? -Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. -Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cuz you sure made me horny! -I'm good at math, U+I=69 -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK -Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. -Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. -Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. -Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin through my mind all day. -Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! -You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. -I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking? -You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way -You know the Power company is looking for you cuz you're so electrifying. -Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. -Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. -You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. -Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine -If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. -I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. -Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. -You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. -I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? -There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. Hope you enjoyed reading those. We hope we made your life complete by telling you very bad ways to get woman to fall for you, but i actually like pickup lines. ha post comment

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